I swearrrr

Got sworn in to be an attorney for the state of California by Judge Maldonado at the Monterey Courthouse.

I was put on the spot to make a speech of what being a lawyer meant to me. I did a quick brainstorm and came up with something like this (beware it's cheesy):

"Well, I'm glad I prepared for something like this." (Reached into my jacket pocket and pulled out nothing.) [Laughter] "First of all I'd like to thank the Monterey College of Law for having me here today. I graduated at California Western School of Law, but you all have made me feel so welcome. Almost makes me want to start law school all over again in Monterey." [Laughter] "Growing up, I knew both my brothers were going to become doctors, which put a lot of pressure on me. I had no idea what I wanted to be. I think I wanted to be a fireman." [Laughter] "But I remember distinctly the day I wanted to become an attorney. My father came to pick me up at the mall and he came in wearing a suit and a tie, and I remember how proud I was of him and how well he carried himself. So I inquired into what he did for a living. He explained how much he helped the injured worker and how much suffering there was and how he helps them to become compensated. My father was my inspiration. He uses his talents, his kindness, and intellect to do a lot of good. In a profession like ours, we have the power to do a lot of good and a lot of bad. I don't know how many of you saw Spider-man..." [Laughter.] "But with great power, comes great responsibility. This holds very true for our profession. I wasn't even sure I'd be up here today because the Bar was so difficult for me. My floppy drive had problems during my first essay, then I caught a really bad flu. But, I think destiny has led us all here today. It was no coincidence that the person sitting directly in front of me had a spare floppy drive. I believe that we were meant to be here in front of you all today. I just hope we live up to your expectations and make you proud. Thank you."

I think if you're ever put in a situation where you're put on the spot to make a speech, the best thing to do is to take a deep breath and speak from the heart. I don't think you can ever go wrong, even if you somehow weave Spider-man into the speech.

I passed!

Great. Just what the world needs. Another attorney.

(I passed the California Bar Exam!)